Gardening Jokes
Forgive me for these, but I found them so funny.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
Everyone has these on their face?
Tulips
Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?
The Salad Bar.
New gardeners learn by trowel and error.
Hope you enjoyed those. Feel free to add some more.
I absolutely love them. Today of all days I really need some cheering up, and I want to thank you for bringing a smile to my face.
Haha, those are really cute! Thanks for sharing them!
thanks for the laugh !
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Haha - those jokes are great! Here's a gardening joke that always makes me chuckle:
What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
Thanks for sharing this fun!
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Q Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q What did the grape say when it got trodden on?
A Nothing - it just gave a little w(h)ine
Q What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A A rash of good luck.
Good jokes, I need a laugh at the moment.
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Yeah i really Lol'd...good ones
Keep posting if you have got more
jokes
I think puns are the highest form of humor.
Thanks,
Rose White, author
"Easy Gardens A to Z"
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