View Full Version : Gardening Jokes

05-28-2008, 12:47 PM
Forgive me for these, but I found them so funny.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.

Everyone has these on their face?

Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?
The Salad Bar.

New gardeners learn by trowel and error.

Hope you enjoyed those. Feel free to add some more.

05-28-2008, 08:52 PM
I absolutely love them. Today of all days I really need some cheering up, and I want to thank you for bringing a smile to my face.

05-30-2008, 07:05 AM
Haha, those are really cute! Thanks for sharing them!

09-23-2008, 12:37 PM
thanks for the laugh !

11-24-2008, 03:23 PM
Haha - those jokes are great! Here's a gardening joke that always makes me chuckle:

What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

03-18-2009, 06:16 PM
Thanks for sharing this fun!

04-17-2009, 09:07 PM
People always have those kind of jokes almost in every matter. It just killed my seriousness and replaced a smile on it. Nevermind if it is corny as long as it can make you smile.

04-28-2009, 04:20 PM
They may be corny, but I'm all ears. And there is a kernel of truth in each one.

07-10-2009, 12:37 PM
She dug the plot on Monday, the soil was rich and fine
But she forgot to put the dinner on, so out we went to dine.

She planted roses Tuesday, she says they are a must.
They really were quite lovely, but she forgot to dust.

On Wednesday it was daisies they opened with the sun,
All pinks and whites and yellows, but the laundry wasn't done.

The poppies came on Thursday all bright and cherry red,
I guess she really was engrossed, she never made the bed.

It was violets here on Friday in colours she adores,
It never bothered her at all, the dirt upon our floors.

Saturday I hired a maid, I'd not admit defeat,
She can garden all she wants now and the house will still be neat

It's nearly lunchtime Sunday I cannot find the maid,
Oh I don't believe it. She's out there alongside my wife with her own spade!

08-18-2009, 11:46 AM
Q Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Q What did the grape say when it got trodden on?
A Nothing - it just gave a little w(h)ine

Q What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A A rash of good luck.

09-03-2009, 08:08 PM
Good jokes, I need a laugh at the moment.


01-30-2010, 10:05 AM
Yeah i really Lol'd...good ones
Keep posting if you have got more

Rose White
02-07-2010, 08:03 PM
I think puns are the highest form of humor.
Rose White, author
"Easy Gardens A to Z"